Hame ek chotta friend mil gaya!

Haa! Sahi sune hai aapne… Chiku hai uska naam. Bada hi pyara aur shararati bhi!
Woh apne chayya ka bitwa hai.. Aaj toh hume apne Sonbarsa ke din yaad aaye! Haay.. kya din the hamre chotte se Sonbarsa me  Din bhar khel kud.. khet me tehelna, saheliyon ke saath masti karna, nadiya kinare khoob dhoom machana! Arey baapre… sab gaav ke naak me dam kr diye the.. hahaha.. kher …sab chod diye hai ab toh..
Ek baat toh hai in yaadon ki.. kya kehte angrezi me.. memories…
Jab bhi yaad aati hai..mann ko bhar deti hai.. bass uss pal me hum jaa pohochte hai… jaha sab hamre log, hamre gaaon me khus khushaal the… Hey Bholeji… humre ghar parivaar, dost, saheli, gai, khet sab ka khayal rakhna aap… Haa! Sab hum aapke bharose chodd aaye hai..

Kher yeh mui memories… le gayi na hume kahi door? Uff.. toh hum kya keh rahe the?
Chiku… haan, hamra chotta sa friend… Jab se woh aya ghar me.. Ekdam jaan aa gayi..
Hume toh Cirket khelne keh diye chiku ne… Arey aur humse konsa ruka jaa rha hai?
Cirket nahi.. hum ball uchalne ka game khele… ye maza aaya.. itne dino baad!
Hamre toh chehre pe raunak la di chiku ne..  Bada hi sweet sa baccha hai woh..
Ghar bhar uchal kood.. bhag daud… Wah maza aa gaya…

Aur maza ki saza bhi hui! Kaise? Arey hamre khelte khelte kon aa gaya?
Nikhil ki amma! Barkha ji aur Naani maa.. aa gayi. Hey bhagwan! Humra aur chiku ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya.. Bure fasey laga.. Fir ye daatna shuru.. Shaila aunty, Chaya, Chiku aur mujhe.. aisa lag raha tha kisi army me bharti hue hai..
Bass humse dekha na gaya.. keh diye humne.. ‘Saara kasoor hamra hai’… aur kya.. Kisiko bachane ke liye …apne sar pe iljam le liya toh konsi badi baat?
Naani ma… hume toh Mother Teresa boli… hahaha ..itna hasne aya!
But Barkha ji ne kaha, jisne ganda kiya… wohi saaf karega.. Toh kya hum lag gaye.. saafsafai me..
Arey ye kaam karne se konu chota ya bada nahi hota.. Sorry kehne se.. galti maannese konu toofan nahi aa jayga… Iss mamle me toh hum bade.. woh kya kehte hai.. cool hai! 
Hai na?
Sab thik ho gaya badme.. Chaya ko bahut bura laga.. Hmmm … arey baccha hai chiku shararat toh karega hi. Hakk hai uska!
Humne Chaya ko bhi samjhaya… Usse bhi dilasa diya.. woh hume thankyou bol rahi thi… dhatt pagli! Isme kya thankyou aur kya.. Sab ko smajna aur sachka saath dene me konu burai nahi!
Yeh humra mantra hai!
Aap bahut acchi hai.. aisa Chaya keh rahi thi.. Hmmm …accha laga sunke..
Bass yun hi chal raha hai ab.. Roz ka kuch naya dhama chaukdi! Hehehe…
Chalo milte hai fir…

Aapki ‘cool’ Laajo

Mindblowing Bholenath ji!!

Aaj na hum ghajab khush hai!
Nikhil ne hume ghar lautne par... ek gift diye! Hum itne khush huye..ke raaste par hi tohfa kholne lage!
Nikhil ne kaha tab, hum andar lekar gaye usse... kabh kabhi na hum bhi choti bacchi jaise behave karte.
Humne jhat fat ghar jaake gift khola.. toh kya! Bholenath ji ki yeh badi tasveer!

Mann khus ho gaya unke mukh dekh kar!!

Humne jhat se tasvir wall pe tanga diye.. maano bholenath ji humre saath hi ho...
Mann prassanaa ho gaya ekdum.. maano itne din hum kuch miss kar rahe the.. aur kya? samaj hi na aa rha tha? Bas inki hi kami thi hamre kamre me.. Nikhil ne toh Bholeji ki tasvir dekhkar kaha... Mindblowing!! :)

 

 

 

Aur phir achhi khabar yehi khatam nahi hui ..nashte ke table pe bhi aaj mazaa aa gaya ..jab ayesha didi ne jaanbookh ke english mein bola yeh soch ke ki hum to samjhenge nahi ..humne unki baat ka jawaab de diya ..Farratedaar angrezi unhone gunja ko bola ki ki isko bolo mere honewLe pati ke saamne nahi ayegi...humne bhi keh diya.. bhai nahi aayenge aapke unke saamne... Toh yeh sunkar Aisha ke haath ka Double roti.. arey matlab bread.. satt karke gir gaye..dang reh gayi woh kasam se ki hum angrezi samjh sakte hain...bahut mazaa aaya ..phir chachu se humari school ki bahut baat hui aur hume aisa mehsoos huwa ki shayad chachu ke nazar mein mai thoda bahut paas ho gai .

 

Pata nahi ayesha didi kab hume apnayengi ..ab woh itti zyada tip top hai ki hum utta to nahi ban sakte par agar woh humko samjhe ki koshish arey to unko pata chalega ki hum bhi gawaar nahi ..par nko samjhna nahi aur hum unke liye abhi zyada koshish karna nahi chahte ..samay pe chhor diya hai yeh sab hume
Humto bas apni zimmedar nibhate rahenge aur chhoti chhoti khushiyan dhoondhtee rahengey.

Is do chhoti jeet se humara din ban gaya tha ..ab bholebaba se umeed hai ki woh aise hi achhi achhi chhezey karte jayen huare saath...

Ab ke liye...bas itna hi..

.....Mindblowing Bholenathji ki pyaarisi Laajo!

Kya soche the..aur kya ho gaya!

Humri khushi fooli na sama rahi thi jab Nikhil ne humein apne ghar vapas aane ko kaha ..laga jaise Nikhil ne humein apna liya hai. Apne ghar mein jagah di hai. Shahar vapas aakar hum bahut excited the..par jab hum ghar pahuche waha ek ajeeb si khamoshi thi, mano jaise toofan ke pehle ki shanti ho.

Hum soche the, ab sab kuch theek ho jayega, sab khushi se rahenge.. aur agar nah bhi hua toh hum adjust kar lenge ..par jab Saasuji ne humein unke ghar mein phir se dekha, unke gusse ki seema nah rahi!!

Jis toofan se bach bhag rahe the, woh toofan aa hi gaya. Baat badhte badhte yaha tak pohoch gayi ke unhone ek bahut hi kathor nirnay le liya. Unhone thaan li hai ki iss ghar mein ya toh woh rahegi ya main.!!! Humein toh andaza bhi nahi tha ke baat yaha tak badh jayegi… aur iss sab mein kahi na kahi hum apne aap ko hi doshi paate hai!

Nikhil ne humein pure ghar mein ghumne azaadi di thi! Hum bahut khush the…aur hum karein toh bhi kya..ek hi room mein char diwalo ke beech band rehna, na bhai na..humse naa ho payega! Humne socha aaj sab ke saath subah subah nashta karne baitha jaaye..hume thodi pata tha humre room ke bahar aane se aisa pahad tut padega! Jab Nikhil ki maayi ne ghar chodkar chale jaane ka faisla kiya..humre paairo tale zameen hi nikal gayi!!

Arrey chahti toh humko daant leti ..maar leti par apna hi ghar chhod ke jaane ka faisla kyu kar liya? Humko unka yeh nirnay samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ..aur toh aur waha Nikhil bhi nahi the. Ayesha di ko kuch kehne ki zarurat nahi thi, unki nazre hi sab kuch bayaan kar gayi. Humre bheetar hum bhi apne aap ko doshi maante hai..aur jiska darr tha wahi hua, Barkha ji ne kisi ki ek naa suni aur ghar chod diyaa..!

Hazaron khyaal humre mann mein daud rahe hai..ab kya hoga?? ..Barkha ji ke bina ghar kaise chalega, jab ki Ayesha di ki shaadi bas kuch hi din dur hai?

Humein toh laga tha thoda time lagega par antah Nikhil ka pariwaar humein apna hi lega..par yaha toh situation bigadti hi jaa rahi hai, hum karein toh bhi kya..bas ek hi ummeed hai ki hamari wajah se Nikhil ji ko aur takleef na ho..Nikhil sachme ek gentleman hai, unhone jo hame support kiya hai, hamri kathin paristhitiyo me jo saath diya hai… shayad koi na de paye..Chahte to woh hume yun hi raste par chodd chale jaa sakte the.. but nahin unhone hume aasra diya hai.. Hum hamesha thankful rahenge!

Bhole baba se bas ek hi prarthana hai..humari wajah se Nikhil ji ko koi aut takleef naa ho!

Waise Bhole Baba ..ek aur baat kehni thi, humne apni zindagi mein aapse excitement, masti aur tadka maanga toh tha..par yeh thoda zyada nahi ho raha hai? Hungama acha hai, bas thoda thoda hi baant te rahiye! Sab aap hi ki kripa hai.. 

 

Aapki cofused laajo.

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Sonbarsa chod aaye hum..

Sonbarsa kehne ko hamara hi gaav tha, par yaha lautne ki humein koi khushi
nahi thi. Hoti bhi kaise..Nikhil humein yaha chod kar phir shahar lautne wale
the. Mann toh kar raha tha unhe mana le, unse kahe ki woh hume apne saath
vapas le jaaye, Maayi-Bawji ki daant sunne se toh shahar jana hi behtar tha.
Raat ko jab Nikhil ne humse puncha, “Laajo tum iss faisle se khush ho na?”.
Hum kehte bhi kya, ek shabd humri zehen mein nahi aa raha tha. “Kaka-Kakimaan toh jayenge na?” ..Maa Bawji ke baare mein sochkar toh humra dil ghabra
jaata hai. Nikhil ne shabdo ka humre paas koi jawab na tha, par humne bhi
muskurakar keh diya..”Maanenge kyu nahi, Bholenath ji ne chaha toh zaroor
maan jayenge”.
Humre andar umadta samandar roke na ruke, bistar par let te hi aankhen
chalak uthi.
Waise Sonbarsa mein vapas aakar hum thode khush bhi the. Subah hote hi hum
apni behno ke saath khel kud mein lag gaye. H um toh khelte khelte bahut
durr pahuch gaye the. Bawji ko waha dekh humein laga, arrey Bawji humein
vapas bulane kahe aaye hai? Ab kya ho gaya? Bawji ne humse jaldi ghar jakar
taiyaar hone ko keh diya.
Do kshan ke liye toh kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Hum bahut khush the, par
hazaron sawaalon ne hamare dil-o-dimag ko gher rakha tha. Samajh hi nahi aa
raha tha kya kare.
Kheton mein jab hum Nikhil se mile, hum bahut ghabraye hue the. Par humri
saari ghabrahat dur ho gayi jab Nikhil ne humri aankhon mein dekh humein
vapas apne ghar aane ko kaha.  Humein yakeen hi nahi hua.
Humre gaav mein humre maa-bawji ko shadi todne ka baat nahi bata sakte, aur
waha shahar mein toh bas shaadi todne ka hi baat hota hai. Nikhil ki
pareshaani hum samajh sakte hai, par iska salushan na humre paas hai naa uu
ke paas. Par ek baat toh humein aaj samajh gayi..Nikhil bahut hi sache
insaan hai. Unhone humri madad aise samay mein ki jab humre saath koi khada
na raha..
Hum shahar vapas aa toh gaye hai par kya Nikhil ke parivaar wale humein
apnayenge? Kya parivaar ka sukh prapt hoga…inn prashno ka uttar abhi humre
paas nahi hai. Aise situation mein sab kuch Bholenath ji par hi chod dena
chahiye, yehi hum maante hai!

Aapki Laajo

Ab jo hoga dekha jayga...

Hume kuch na samaj aa raha aaj toh. Nikhil ne hume ghar chod ke Sonbarsa
jane ke liye keh diye.. :( Aur kahein bhi kyu na? Humre wajah se pichle
kuch dino me itni problem hui unko bhi, kya karein... Maafi mangneka yehi
ek raasta hai..

Nikhil ki sister Gunjan badi hi sweet hai.. unse hamari friendship badi
acchi hui thi. Gunjan bol rhi thi ki aise kaise jane denge Nikhil aapko?
Aap unki wife hai! Arey kahe ki wife...aur kahey ka kuch.. Hum to bus
samjhotey me shaadi kiye the.. Ehsaan hai hampar Nikhil ka. Unpar toh hum
koi bhi ilzaam nahi daal sakte. But haa, hum Gunjan ko bahut miss karenge..
badi pyari saheli bani thi wo.

 

Humre gaon me ladki ka sasural se ghar lautna bahut badi baat mani jati
hai! Hamare ghar lautne par na jaaney mai aur baba ka kya reaction hoga??
Woh hume apnayenge ya nahi? Humare halat woh samaj payenge ke nahi? Ye sab
humare sochne ke parey hai.. Ab jo hoga woh dekha jayega.. Humre mai aur
baba hume apni Laajo samaj ke apna le toh bahut acch hoga.. Agar na, toh
hum dekh lenge kya krna hai zindagi ke sath...

Hum toh baith gaye Nikhil ki jeep me.. Bas ye safar ab kaha le jaye hume?
kya pata?

Nikhil ko humre mai bapu ki badi chinta ho rahi thi... wo kaise react
karenge...gaon me kya hoga. Nikhil ne hume apni padhai puri karne kaha,
jisme woh hamra pura support karenge... sunkar accha laga :)

Humne bhi Nikhil ke dil ki baat samjhi... Unke liye hi hum gaon lautne k
liye tayar ho gaye... Khair kya karein ..humare bas me aajkal kuch nahi
hai.. Sab kuch Bholenath ji ke haath me hai. Hum toh bas unki katputli
hai.. Wo jaante hai,  humri life ke saath kya karna hai.

 

 

Chalo bye..
Aapki katputli bani ... Laajo!

Kaha hai Laajo?

Ajeeb lag raha hai, mein khud yeh sawaal puch rahi hu! Laajo! hum?... kaha hai? Humme se hum hi kahi kho gaye hai... Iss nayi zindagi mein, iss naye ghar me hume behad ajeeb aur depressing lag raha hai..

 Maano humme hum hi naa rahe... Hasti khilkhilati Sonbarsa ki Laajo.. kahi kho gayi hai iss jhagmagahath me :(

 Meri zindagi ek aise mod par khadi hai jahan main rishton mein ek rishta dhoond rahi hu. Ek rishta jo hai bhi,  aur nahi bhi. Mera aur Nikhil ka rishta. Kehne ko toh main unki patni hu lekin yeh shadi shadi nahi balki kuch aur hi hai. Yeh ek samjhauta hai jo mene apni zindagi ke saath kiya hai.

 

 

Yaha jab hum pehle aaye the, hume bahut acha lag raha tha, hum kitne excited the, naya ghar, naye log, naya parivaar..par mein ek kshan ke liye bhool gayi thi ki hum Laajo hai. Sonbarsa ki laajo. Hum shahar se nahi hai.

 Ek taraf the gaav ke hare bhare khet, jaha hum din bhar putti ke saath ghuma karte the. Waha ek alag si azaadi thi, maana ke hamare pas kuch zyada nahi tha par ek ummeed thi, aur wahi kaafi thi. Aur yaha ek bada sa, jagmagata ghar hai, itne saare log hai..par kahi sukoon nahi. Kahi koi apna kehne ko nahi.

 

 Aaj hum bahut udaas hai. Jab Aisha ke sasuraal walo ke saamne humari upeksha ki gayi hum kachu keh nahi paaye. Mano gale se awaz hi na nikle. Jinhe humne apna maana tha, unhone hi hume paraya kar diya tha. 

 Iss situation me hum kya kare kuch nahi samajh raha...kaha hai who Sonbarsa ki khilkhilati Laajo..shahar mein aa kar kahi kho si gayi hai

 

Inn sab mein main Nikhil ki bahut aabhaari hu, hamari dosti aaj bhi kayam hai..Mushkil ke samay mein Nikhil ne hi Mujhe apnaya. Maine usme ek dost paaya hai.. par yeh bharosa bhi tootta nazar aa rha hai.

Nikhil ne humein apne gaav Sonbarsa vapas le jaa kar..hamari shadi todne ki than li hai!!

Nikhil ka yeh nirnay sun..hum stabdh reh gaye. Hamare dimag mein hazaron sawaal daud rahe the..humein kuch nahi samajh aa raha tha. Nikhil hamare saath aisa kaise kar sakte hai.. L

Ik taraf hum yeh bhi samajhte hai ki Nikhil ko charo aor se khari khoti sunayi jaa rhi thi, who chahe toh bhi kuch nahi kar sakte hai. Hum samajhte hai. Hum unse bahut naraz toh hai par gussa nahi.

 

Iss samay hamare samne ek bada prashn aa khada hua hai..hum apne Maa-Bawji ko kya kahenge..hamari majburi woh kaise samjhenge..

 Bhole baba se bas yehi hai prarthana hai ke aap mujhe jeevan ke iss naye mod par Shakti de..aur sadev humra saath de. 

Chai ki pudiya aur Maayi ki yaad..

Aaj subah subah ek badi hi ajeeb ghatna ghati, Woh hum na snaan karne gaye the ghusal khane mein, aur waha na..upar se baarish hone lagi. Ek sec toh hum ghabra hi gaye the..aur phir baarish ruk hi nahi rahi thi. Waise sacchi bataye toh baarish mein nahana hume bahut pasand hai..aur ghusal khane mein baarish mein nahakar na humko bahut majja aaya!!

Nahane ke baad hum chai peene baithe, chai daani mein ubla paani tha aur uske sath thi mithai, jo chakhne par bilkul shakkar si lag rahi thi. Chai patti di toh thi lekin pudiya mein bandhkar, hume toh kachu samajh naa aa raha tha. Humka chai toh peeni hi hai humne thaan li, yo daant se humne pudiya todi aur patti ko dala diya cup mein..ban gayi humari ‘Laajo isspecial’ chai!!

Ee sab lag toh acha raha tha, par jab hum chakhe toh chai ekdum hi kadwi thi. Aisi chai log kaise peete hai??  

Phir ek aur baat hui, Isaana naam ki ladki aayi thi ghar, Nikhil ki friend lag rhi thi. Woh hume achanak se dekh puchne lagi, ke hum kaun hai?? Saare ghar mein sannata sa chaa gaya..aur jab use pata laga ki hum Nikhil ki dulhan hai woh bahut hi gusse mein lag rhi thi. Ab bhi hamare samajh mein ek baat nahi aayi, woh ladki itna gussa kyu kar rahi thi..hum samajhte hai woh Nikhil ki mitra hogi, aur usne unhe shaadi ke bare mein na bataya..par itna gussa karna bhi theek nahi tha. Usne toh Nikhil ko apni baat kehne ka mauka tak nahi diya..bechara Nikhil. Humri wajah se use bahut kuch sunna pad raha hai, jhelna pad raha hai, aur yeh baat hume bahut thes bhi pahuchati hai..kaash hum bhi uski madad kar sakte.

Iske baad kyat ha, hume apne kamre mein jaane ko kaha gaya..Jaate jaate humne Gunjan mein ek dost dekha..woh apne bare mein bataye jaa rahi thi, aur jab usne hume apne bare mein pucha. Hum kehna toh bahut kuch chahte the, par keh na sake. Maayi ki bahut yaad aa rhi thi. Yaha sab log kitne alag hai, kitne naye hai..maayi aur sonbarsa ki yaadein chodee na choote. Dil ki gustakhi ne aakhon ko chalka hi diya..

Aapki Bholi si Laajo