Saturday, 3 August 2013

Boodhe Bargad ki chudail !!

Chahe Arab desho mein tel khatam ho jaye ya america ke pass se parmadu hathiyaar aur cheen se aadmi  khatam ho jaye par humare sonbarsa mein do aisie cheez hai jo kabhie khatam nahi hogi ..ek to fursat aur doosri bhoot pret ki kahnaiya !!
Aur yeh kahaniya bhi is beintiha fursat ka hi natija hai shayad ..isliye to is gaon mein. Har tarah ke bhoot milte hai. ..tailor made.. ..chaukiye mat …radio wali chudail..jisko radio sunne ka shauk hai, talaab ka dhobi jo aadhi raat ko kapde dhota hai,  hatkatta kisaan jo raat ko hal chalata hai,  purani haveli ki badi begum jinki hasi goonjti hai aur sabse mashoor boodhe bargad ki chudail jo naraaz ho jaye to aapko hawa mein utha ke patakti hai …. Jee haan …Yakeen nahi aata to aa kar kisi se pooch ke dekhiye …. Kuch log poori history bata denge ..kuch log to unke rishteydaaron se milwa denge aur kai aise bhi hai kahenge ki woh insab se mil chuke hai aur agar aapki himmat ho to woh unse milwa bhi de!!
 
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Garmiyon ki raat mein jab sab bahar charpai daal ke sote hai to aise kissey bahut chalte hain…bijli to rehti hi nahi zyadatar raaton mei to kuch andhera , kuch mahol aur kuch kissey banane ka shauk rakhne wali public  janam deti hai ek aur naya bhootiya kissa…phir woh itna failta hai ki dheere dheere woh gaon ka hissa hi ban jaata hai . Nateeja yeh ki kai log isey sach maan baithte hai aur phir shuru hota hai dos n donts yani ki bach bachaav ke tareeke.
Jaisa ki humare gaon ke sabse purane bargad ke liye hai kuch rules ..kehte hai ispe chudail ka waas hai ..to koi bachha waha akela nahi jaata , akele ped pe chadhne wale ko woh aksar patak deti hai ..bargad ki taraf se guzartewaqt chappal haath mein le lete hain log aur koshish yeh hoti hai ki peeth karke na guzre shaam ke baad. Waise hume lagta hai yeh sab kahaniya failayee gayi hai taki koi bachha akele ped pe na chadhe ya koi khatre wala kaam na kare ..kahi idhar udhar bhatke na…baatey manwane ke liye aksar Darr ek bada hathiyar hota hai.
Waise yeh achha business bhi hai kyunki kuch log to bhoot utaro specialist ban ke ghar kharcha chalate hain….Humne kitni baar samjhaya ki aadmi beemar pade ya daura lagey to doctor kaka ke pass dispensary le chalo par log sunte kaha hai ..darr ko paalne ka shauk hai shayad sab mein kahi.
Isiliye to jitna purana yeh bargad ka ped hota jayega utna hi jawaan us bargad ki chudail ka kissa.
Par hume dara sake abhi sonbarsa mein aisa koi pret aatma paida nahi hui ..hum to sirf aur sirf apni amma se darte hain .hahaha
Aapki ‘antar aatma’ laajo

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