Sunday, 4 August 2013

English babu ..desi chhori. aur ..thodi dil ki gustakhi !

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.........hahahhahaahha......
Arey ghabraiye mat ..aapki laajo ko koi daura nahi pada na hi kisi bhoot pret ka saya huwa hai.
Hum to aaj bahut khush hai isliye samjh nahi aa raha hai ki khushi ke maare cheekhe aur hase ya pehle hasey phir cheekhey.
Huwa yun ki aaj humne kisi ko april fool banaya woh bhi august ke mahine mein!
Sonbarsa ki routine wali life mein  aur khaas kar huamri life mein ek halchal hui..ek bahut hi badhiya mulaqaat  hui!
Hum to haste khelte putti se mil ke ghar ko lut rahe the ki kya dekhte hai sadk ke beech humai gai parbati aur  ussey almost takrati hui ek jeep .. Humari to maano jaan hi nikal gayi ..pair maano barf ban ke zameen mein jam hi gaya ho ..lekin bhole baba ki kripa hi samajhiye ki aakhir samay mein gadi  ganndhe mein jaa phasi aur bhayankar hadsa hone se bach gaya ..humari parbati baal baal bachi.
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Pehle to humne daud ke apne gai ko gale lagaya aur dekha ki woh theek hai ki nahi aur phir issey pehle ki hum ee dekhte ki woh gaadi wale theek hai ki nahi humne uski awaaz suni ..uski kiski ..arey uski ..woh ladka jo gaadi chala raha tha ...shehar ka ladka apne kuch doson ke saath tha woh ..aur dost bhi kaise ..ek se badh kar ek  namoone... . Do tho ladkiya thi usmein jinhone bitta bhar ka kapda pehna tha ..jee haan ..humare sonbarsa mein ..chhoti si frok pehan ke khadi thi ek ladki  jo shuru hone se pehle hi khatam ho rahi thi.....arey humri chhoti bhi ussi lambi fock pehanti hogi .. Aur ladki hi kya ladka log bhi aise hi ghutne tak ki lambi kacchi pehan ke khada the...aur sabse mazedaar tha woh ladka jiske sur pe chidiya ke ghosle jaise baal the ..arey aapko lag raha hoga ki hum baatey bana rahe hai .par maa kasam .. Woh sab aise hi namoone the jaise hum bata rahe hai .ek se badh kar ek cut piece!,
Lekin humara dhyaan unpe kam tha aur us ladke pe zyada jo is waqt humse behas karne laga ...dekhe mein theek tha ..gora chitta ..poore shehri kapdo mein ..agar humara mood theek hota to shayad hum usko smart soch bhi lete par humara to matah ghooma huwa tha kyunki ek to usne humri parbaati ko daraya upar se boota to dekho ..ulta humpe hi chadha jaa rah tha ..ulta chor kotwaal ko daatey ...bola hume gai charane ki tameez nahi ..hume ..laajo ko ...!,
Phir kya tha..humne un sab ki band baja di ..kaise? Arey humne unse bola harjana nikalo...humari parbati ko darane ke liye...koi aur hota to hum ee na kehte par shehar walon ka ghamand todna bhi zaroori tha khas kar tab jab u ke haav bhaav aisa ho jaise ki gaonwalon ko kuch aata jata nahi aur oo ehsaan kar rahe ho humare sonbarsa pe ..poore 6oo rupaiye nikalwaye humne ...bahut mazaa aaya ...par kuch to baat thi us shehri mein bhi ..usoolon ki baat kar raha tha ..khair jaate jaatey look de kar gaya ..aur kuch to hai jo hume bata raha hai ki yeh hum dono ki aakhiri mulaqaat nahi balki shuruwaat hai...hume aisa lagta hai ki hum phir takrayenge....dekhte hain..agli baar is tashan mein jeetta kaun hai ...hum tayyar hain.
Aur sabse maze ki baat yeh ki ab tak aap apni laajo ko sunte aaye hai ..par aaj se aap humari zindagi ko dekh bhi sakenge aur uska hissa bhi banege .... Kyunki hum milenge aapse ...aaj shaam 7.30 baje..to dekhiye aaj lajo ki yeh interesting mulaqaat !!
Aapki gustaakh laajo!

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